Cartoon karts with cartoon drivers
driving round an impossible track
A battle between villains and ghosts, princesses and plumbers
Cartoon violence is no less furious.
A dozen competing, vying for even a slim advantage
gained from cartoon weapons in a cartoon warground.
Through determination and luck a leader emerges,
but soon cut down by blue and sure wings of death.
I hate you Rainbow Road, fuck you forever.
I will best you one day.
I've been playing some Mario Kart Wii today. It is infuriating, and causes me to write unpolished poetry.
I may alter this later.

Mario Kart is a trap laid for poets by the conspiracies of NINTENDO.
ReplyDeleteI love Nintendo.